"AAVIDA MAA AAVIDE."
Hey, why did you stop the vehicles?
I have to check.
This is minister's car. That is an ambulance.
Do you've to check even these?
Hey, open the gate.
Minister's brother-in-law is in a critical condition, open it.
Sorry, we won't let you go without checking.
Are you a doctor to check the patient?
We didn't mean to check the patient, but the vehicles.
I like your sincerity. Why do you want to check unnecessarily?
Keep this as your pocket money.
Are you trying to bribe me? - No, it's only subsidy.
Take it. - I'm not used to it.
Are you a patriotic person? Take it.
Stop talking and show the vehicle.
Hey, he seems to be a very sincere officer.
Show him how sincere you are.
Check it.
Are you fine?
Hello, Inspector Archana speaking.
What? Yes. Where?
Okay, I'm coming right now.
Fast!
Who is this daredevil? He's jumping like Jackie Chan.
She's gorgeous! Who is this junior Kiran Bedi?
Hey!
Hey, mister! Who are you?
I am a local hero. - Why are you fighting?
To help you. - No one needs your help. Leave and mind your work.
Is that so? - Yes.
Hereafter, no government can save you.
Hey! Go. Go to her.
I can't believe that she doesn't need help.
Don't show off. Look behind you.
Why are you getting enraged? Is it because you are a cop?
It's because she's counting her days.
I'm doing this business for the past 20 years.
We have seen many people like you.
You might've come across many people.
Hey!
Why do you need a belt?
That's it.
Hey, girl. - Oh, God! She is screaming.
I must stop them before they harm her.
Don't shout. - Hey, stop it..
Why? Do you want to rape her too?
Stop joking, be serious.
Leave her and surrender yourself.
Stop joking, be serious.
This is a serious warning, you brainless git.
I asked you not to joke, didn't I?
Put them into the jeep.
Stop!
Don't try to take undue advantage of other's credit.
What's this? Why're you arresting my smugglers?
Your smugglers? So, are you their boss?
You stupid.
I meant that they're my customers.
Mister, look at this uniform and then talk.
I don't care about your dress or address.
I talk directly to people. Face to face.
Do you know who I am?
If this is your own dress, you are a SI.
Yes. I'm the SI of One Town.
I am ahead of you.
I'm the SI of Two Town. - Why fights between us, sir?
Let's share them amongst us.
Do you think they are vegetables?
Rowdies, come to my side. - Stop!
I was the first one to beat them. - No, I was.
Hey, who was the first one to beat you?
Hey, tell me. Who was the first one to beat you?
No one. We were hit from the back.
I didn't see who it was. - It was me, you fool.
Okay, you hit them.
Why did you come to my area to hit them?
Because the check post they attacked was in my area.
You must've arrested them in your area itself.
Why did you arrest them here? - Because they escaped.
Will they wait for you without escaping?
Why did you both come to our area and hit us?
I told you not to joke, be serious. - God, he hit me again.
If you are the SI, where is your dress?
Do I look naked to you?
Can't you see the pant and shirt? - Hey, I meant the uniform.
It's in the laundry.
Is it? - Yes. - Then show me your identity card.
I left it at home in a rush.
I'm not an idiot to believe whatever you say.
Then are you a stupid?
Shut up! If you talk too much, I'll arrest you too.
If you still talk too much
I'll create false evidences and frame you as their leader.
I'll drag you to the court and put you in jail.
Look at your guts!
Yes, they are 12 in total.
Hey, he is asking about guts, not hooks.
Come on. - Come on..
Greetings, sir. - Greetings. - Why do you look so tensed?
I didn't sleep all night. - Is it because of mosquitoes?
Because of revenge and vengeance.
On whom? Is it on our SP?
On a woman. - A woman?
Why are you so scared? - I'm not scared.
I'm totally shocked. Tell me who it is.
Not just my life, I'll also give my salary if necessary.
She is also police officer. SI of One Town!
No, it's dangerous to fight the police.
We're also police, right?
That's why I'm telling. Only we know how dangerous we are.
Shut up! How can you be afraid of a woman?
She didn't even respect me.
We must teach her a lesson. - You don't worry, sir.
Since she doesn't care about the department
I'll teach her a lesson.
From today onwards, our job is to teach her a lesson.
Police diary, police file and police challenge!
Get ready to face me!
Five for Rs. 10..
Look, give me five corn. Give me good and tender corns.
Tender? I'm not here to sell corn. - Then what?
Black tickets. - Black tickets? - Do you want? - Yes, give me two.
Take it. - Ma'am.
Come. - Five for Rs. 10.. - Are you selling the tickets illegally?
I'm not selling at cheap rates, I'm selling at higher rates.
Five for Rs. 10. - How can you behave so cheaply?
You idiot. I'm not selling tickets for money. - Then?
There're many black ticket sellers here.
If I sell tickets, the regular sellers will create some trouble.
We can arrest them red handed.
Because of powerful and sincere police officers like you
rowdies are afraid and are getting into politics.
Enough with the praising. Go. If they see you, they'll recognise me.
Yes, ma'am. - Okay.
Ten for Rs. 20.. - Girl, give me five tickets. - Give me Rs. 100.
You! - Yes, my dear.
Why are you selling black tickets?
If not black, I'll sell blue tickets. - Is it a side business?
No, it's a straight business. What bothers you?
How dare you answer us back!
Not only black tickets, I'll also sell gold biscuits.
What will you do? - You'll be arrested.
Who are you to arrest me?
I'm the SI of Two Town. I'm a bit superior to you.
This is One Town, which is under my control.
It's only me who can arrest.
Yes, she is right. We stepped in a wrong place by mistake.
One need not be a policeman to arrest you.
I can do it as an ordinary citizen, as a responsible youth
as an Indian..
He can do it as an uncorrupted, brave, honest, courageous
and virtuous human being.
These injustice, illegal acts.. Sir, what is after that?
Anarchy. - Anarchy
can be stopped by him. He has the right.
I have the rights to provoke him.
I knew that you'd come up with such idiotic ideas.
That's why, I've got my identity card with me.
I am on duty.
Where is your identity card? - It was right here.
I think I misplaced it.
I'll find out whether you lost it or not.
I'll reveal your true character to the public.
My dear brothers and sisters, come here!
Gentlemen and ladies, come here! - Come here..
Look at this woman.
Look at this woman, who's swindling the society and its people.
What is it, sir? What happened?
Indian women are admired as mothers, sisters and wives.
But she is swindling the sweat and hard work of poor people.
When I told her not to do all this
she called herself a policewoman and tried to stop me.
I am a police officer.
If you're a police officer
you must arrest black ticket sellers and shouldn't sell them.
Are there any separate rules for you?
Rule is rule. Rules is same for all.
This is a country where chaste women
like Savitri, Sakubai and Anusuya were born.
It is a country which gave birth
to Jayamalini, Jyothilakshmi, Alphansa, Pakeeza.
Having born in such a country, if you sell tickets illegally
will Phoolan Devi forgive you? Will Sridevi tolerates this?
Hey.. - Is it melodramatic? - Yes.
Tell me, citizens.. What should be done to such people?
It's okay, leave her.
No, if we leave her, they'll sell even the bus tickets illegally.
I'll take your snap and paste it in your station itself. Come on!
Get down. - Leave me. - I won't let you go that easily.
Come..
Who did you salute to? To me or to her?
Why would we salute you? We saluted our officer.
Idiots. How dare you salute a black marketing girl!
Will you sing our National Anthem in front of the Union Jack?
Hey, we'll talk to them later.
Who's there? Where is the pen and pad? Where is the writer?
I am the writer. - Then write.
Should I write a serial?
Are you joking? It's about a case.
File an FIR and put her in jail.
Are you asking me to arrest our SI? Who are you?
If you talk disrespectfully, I'll break your bones.
Who do you think he is? He's IG's favourite SI.
You can do all these later. First, file the case.
Sir, she is.. - Let it be anyone.
Everyone is equal in the eyes law. Write it.
Unless you tell me something, I can't write anything.
It is selling tickets illegally. Imagine the rest and write.
Since you're a writer, he has given you a chance.
Show your talent in it.
Anuradha. - Sir. - Take ma'am inside.
Hello! If you call her ma'am, I'll transfer you to the forest.
She is accused. - Yes, sir. Take the accused in.
Sir.
Mr. Vikranth. - Sir, Good morning.
What's this? - Sir, she is a black marketer.
She is also the boss of black ticket sellers.
Who do you think she is? She is the SI of this station.
Being an SI, moreover being a lady SI..
Could there be a worse insult to a woman?
Our department is losing it's prestige because of such people.
The film makers make fun of us because of such people.
Sincere officers like you lose their value because of such people.
Because of such people, our department is getting spoiled.
We shouldn't leave such people.
Hey, Ramakoti. - Sir! - Call all the TV channels
press people and everyone. - Okay, sir.
Mr. Vikranth. Do you know why she was selling tickets illegally?
I know. Since they don't get bribes or cases..
They don't get sufficient salaries and not able to digest their food..
Shut up.
I sent her to arrest black ticket sellers. - Is it? Really?
Sorry, Archana. Since our men don't know about your sincerity
and put you behind bars.
It's okay, sir. - Very good. Carry on.
You can go.
You locked me up in my station itself, isn't it?
I'll see.
What will you see? Is it any salacious song?
You'll see what you're destined to see.
Smoking and alcohol consumption is injurious to health'
I guess, this is what shake before use means.
What is it? Look like you are too drunk.
No, it's very less.
Don't shake like that. It might leak from the behind.
I'm drinking the lucky drop, but there is no fragrance.
How can you smell its fragrance when you are drinking?
Only we can smell it.
It smells like kerosene.
It must be adulterated.
Dad. - Yes.
Son, how long will you struggle for?
Cook without struggling, sir. Your father is worried.
Listen to me, get married.
Why are you in a hurry? - It's not for you, I'm in a hurry.
Why are you bothered if he is not married? - You, shut up.
You go to police station.
I'm getting bored by sitting alone at home.
Even if I want some omelette, I've to cook it for myself.
Stop blabbering and cook.
I'll bring vegetables from the market.
By the way, I had kept a kerosene bottle here. Where is it?
Was it a kerosene bottle? - Yes.
I thought that it was liquor and drank it.
Did you drink it? - Yes.
How should I get it out?
Very easy.
Light a match stick and swallow it.
You will get relief from that and this life as well.
How can you even do it? - Hey!
Rs. 6..
Ma'am, why are you going without paying?
Money? Did you mean it?
Constable. - Ma'am. - He seems to be new. Tell him about me.
Hey, who do you think she is?
Who? Is she Amitabh Bachchan's mother-in-law?
Shut up.
One Town SI's mother.
What if she is SI's mother? Can't you pay the charges?
Hey, come to the police station. - Why?
I caught you when you were trying to steal her bag. Come.
You winked your eyes at me and spoke vulgarly.
She noticed it. - Yes..
Oh, my God! It was my mistake. Sorry for asking you to pay.
Leave me, ma'am. Oh, God!
Poor fellow.
So, this oldie is her mother.
She is not an ordinary old lady. She is very clever.
I'll buy seven grams of onions, six grams of lady's finger
and five gram of chilly. Tell me at what price you can give them.
Is it? Don't you need four or five grams
of cabbage, spinach, rotten fruits and banana peel?
Hello, sir. - What do you want, ma'am?
Give me five kgs of lady's finger, Ivy gourd, chillies
onion each and 100 lemons.
A customer should be like this.
She just told how much she wants. She didn't bargain. Learn from her.
Make it fast. - Yes.
You are my first customer. Do you want anything else?
This is enough for today.
Ma'am, take the bill. - No need. Keep it with you.
What about the money?
Money? - I mean cash.
Constable.
How dare you ask money from One Town SI's mother!
What I meant was..
Looks like you are selling bombs by hiding them in brinjal.
I heard that you are selling beer illegally.
Oh, God! No. You need not pay me anything.
Please go. - Thank you. Victoria, hire an auto.
You are One Town SI's mother.
How can you go in an auto? Come, I will drop you in my jeep.
Who are you, my dear?
He's Two Town SI.
Your daughter and he has a good understanding.
Oh! Did you hear that?
Everyone must be dedicated to the department like him.
Let's go.
What's this? Why have you brought me here?
Since I respect you, I thought of putting you in jail.
Are you going to put me in jail? - Yes.
What are you looking at? Put her in jail.
Mister, do you know who I am? I'm One Town SI's mother.
It's a curse for being her mother.
Come. - Hey! - Ma'am! - Stupid. What is this? Leave me.
Rascals! How dare you put me in jail!
I am challenging you!
I'll get you transferred to Andaman Islands immediately.
Hey, I'll kill you if you talk unnecessarily.
Kill me if you can.
I'll call the chief minister and get you dismissed immediately.
Okay..
Is it Mr. Chandrababu Naidu? Greetings. Stay on the line.
Ma'am wants to speak to you. Take. - Why should we simply disturb him?
Don't try to act smart.
If I tell all this to him, he might even kill you.
You are just a constable. Don't behave like an inspector.
Will you keep quiet or do you want me to kill you in the lock up?
Now, she is going to compromise with me.
Look, the lady dragon is here.
Be very strict. - Yes!
She'll fall at our feet.
Daughter.. - Mother..
Hey! If you talk unnecessarily, I'll smash you.
Keep quiet and play some games. - I'm not into games.
I'll call the Sri Lankan team, will you play cricket with them?
Excuse me, sir.
You want me to release your mother. - You are very smart.
Don't try to be sweet. - She did it unknowingly..
Not unknowingly
but you and your mother are doing it on purpose.
Your vegetable scam has come to light in our investigation.
I'm really very innocent, sir.
I always ask her to pay for things.
But because of her greediness, my mother..
No.. We've got information from the CBI
that you're accepting bribes through your mother.
I won't let this case close down.
We're going to present this case in Assembly or Parliament.
Is it too melodramatic? - Okay..
Please don't blow the matter out of proportions, sir.
Disgusting. Do I look so cheap?
Hey, Ramakoti. - Sir? - File an FIR and take her to the court. - Okay.
No.. Tell me what you want.
"Hey, beautiful! Give me a kiss.."
"Hey, Mom! He is irritating me." - Go, baby.
"You have a great physique."
"Your cheeks are so smooth."
"Are you trying to act smart"
"because I'm not saying anything?"
"I will not leave you even if you try to go away from me."
"Hey, beautiful! Give me a kiss.."
"Hey, Mom! He is irritating me."
"I think you fell in love for the first time."
"How can you say that just by looking at my face?"
"If it wasn't your first love, you wouldn't have asked my permission."
"You got me wrong. I just warned you that I'm going to kiss you."
"Don't waste time in just explaining all this."
"Hey, beautiful! Give me a kiss.."
"Hey, Mom! He is irritating me."
"If I kiss you once, you'll ask for it again and again."
"If I keep asking for it, you might feel tired of it."
"But kissing would never be tiring."
"Do your lips have much energy"
"to kiss as many times as I ask you?"
"Don't reject it before you know what it would feel like."
"Hey, beautiful! Give me a kiss.."
"Hey, Mom! He is irritating me."
"You have a great physique."
"Your cheeks are so smooth."
"Are you trying to act smart"
"because I'm not saying anything?"
"I will not leave you even if you try to go away from me."
Sir..
Why are you here? - Where else will I be?
But Archana came here and kissed..
Did she kiss you? - Yes.
Are you daydreaming?
Maybe she came in your dreams but she didn't came here.
Sir, I think she is here.
You be very strict. She will come and apologise.
Shut up! Be quiet and let me be dignified.
Sir, instead of her, her constables are coming.
She might be feeling shy. That's why, she has sent them.
Don't compromise with them. She won't come.
Tell them that you don't want to talk to them. - Okay.
Sir. - No, I won't listen to you.
We came here.. - He knows very well why you are here.
I'm not going to release her even if you cry.
Ask your ma'am to come here and get her released.
Sir, please let us speak. - What?
Our SI has arrested your dad. - So what? What?
That is my daughter.
He is in our custody.
Ma'am asked us to tell you this.
How dare you arrest me half naked! Do you know who my son is?
Lodge a complaint. I'll enquire who your father is.
Even though you are a woman, you are cracking dirty jokes.
If my son finds out..
If you use filthy language, I will kill you.
Careful, ma'am. - Come. - Watch your step.
Come on. - Welcome.
Thank God! You are here at the right time.
Look at what she did.
Though I told her that I'm your father, she didn't give a damn.
She arrested me half naked like this.
You are supposed to rejoice that I didn't get you fully naked.
You didn't strip me naked for your safety.
Shut up! How can you talk to a SI like that?
Please come, ma'am. - Come along, ma'am.
Excuse me. - Yes?
I brought her. If you can release him..
Victoria. - Yes, ma'am.
An FIR has been filed
that the Two Town SI is selling scotch with his father's help.
Stop kidding.
It's necessary to have a witness for writing an FIR, isn't it?
Witness!
His father has given a statement verifying it.
You betrayer.
You don't deserve to be his father.
What do I know? They said they'll release me if I sign the papers.
Is it because of that or did they bribe you with liquor?
I don't remember because I was drunk.
Take him to the court.
Yes, ma'am. - Victoria, wait..
Why should we even fight?
If you arrest my father or if I arrest your mother
it's our department that'll lose its honour.
Actually, we shouldn't forgive such people.
Let him go this once.
Don't think that you're the only brilliant person.
We understood that you're brilliant too.
Never try to mess with me. - No..
Even if you provoke him, he won't.
Release that old man.
She doesn't know about me. - Do you have any sense?
I don't mind if you drink. Why did you sell scotch whisky?
If I had, why would I sell them? I would drink it instead.
He is right, sir. - Yes.
Then why did she arrest you? - She came and knocked the door.
I opened the door and enquired who she is.
She said she was our neighbour.
She said that she had taken kerosene from you.
She gave me two bottles.
I thought it must be true and I was taking them inside.
Suddenly, she came with the cops and arrested me.
How dare she! I'll take her to task!
I will show her what I can do.
Take this. - You are One Town SI's mother.
Why are you paying me? - I don't want it for free.
Are you doing fine? - Yes.
Is this an inter-caste marriage? - No.
Then why is the priest sitting next to your daughter?
Oh, no! He the priest who is conducting the wedding. Sit.
Then where is the groom? - He is getting ready.
Sir, ask the groom to come here.
Hi!
I asked you to call the groom, not his father.
I am the groom.
I decided to marry only after earning Rs. 10 Crore.
It took some time to earn. So, I'm getting married a bit late.
What kind of a groom is he?
Stop it!
Either me or my father should stop this. Who is she?
Maybe she is your sister. She might want a share from your dowry.
But I don't have a sister.
Hey, get up.
Who are you talking to? - I'm talking to you! Fool!
How many more times will you marry?
What? Is he already married?
Not one, he had married six times.
Don't worry, sir. I've divorced everyone.
So what?
You are of her father's age. How can you marry her?
Who the hell are you to ask all that?
I'm the representative of all those girls whom you had exploited.
Dear, if you stop it now, no one else is ever going to marry her.
Why not? What does she lack?
If a guy doesn't like a girl, he can reject her.
Why can't you let a girl do the same thing?
She liked him. That's why, she is here.
Will any girl like him?
Will she marry such an old guy willingly?
Hey, do you think you are not beautiful or rich?
Or don't you have the courage to live on your own?
Don't you have the guts to marry a person you like?
Are you going to marry and give yourself to this hangman?
Do you want to live like a living corpse?
This brute will swindle your money and enjoy you for some days.
Then like the others, he'll divorce you
and marry another girl.
I promise! This time, I won't. This'll be my last marriage.
I'll accept a nuptial, not the gallows.
Women are not useless to accept whatever you do.
She can also be a weapon to kill people like you.
You have enlightened me.
If I'm not married, I'll stay as a spinster all my life.
I will never marry such a rogue. Get lost!
No.. How could we leave him so easily?
I'll bring him to light and hand him over to the police.
Come..
Poor fellow, bride's father had spent a lot money for the wedding.
Let money go to hell. But the girl's life is saved.
Okay, how many children does your son have?
He would have three children, if he was married.
So, he is not married, right?
No, he isn't. Is your daughter married?
I'm looking for alliances.
Then let's get related!
What? - Don't mistake me.
I mean to say
that how'll it be if your daughter and my son get married?
It will be very good. But they always fight with each other.
Will they accept it? - We'll use our talent
and get them married. - What?
For how long will you whip the stick like a man?
You would look beautiful if you get married and have children.
That's why, I've got an alliance.
The boy is very good and a very handsome fellow.
He has s wonderful job. I liked him very much.
Not you, but I should like him. - If you see him
you'll fall in love with him.
Let's see what I will feel like. I'll decide after seeing his photo.
Dear, we might get cheated if we see photos.
Anyone would look good with makeup applied.
So, I'll call them.
Meet him directly. If you like him, we'll fix the wedding.
No, I don't want to marry.
She is very beautiful. - I don't care.
Why? - Because I'm in love with a girl.
You can fall in love with her after you marry her.
I feel that you both look good together.
Moreover, she is from your department.
You can go and come together.
Same department? Who is it?
That One Town SI who arrested me.
Is it Archana? - Yes.
Oh, my dear Father. Why are you telling this so late?
Even I'm in love with the same girl.
I'm ready to marry her.
Why should we delay it? Fix the wedding date.
Mom, please wait.
Let them come. I have to see him and if I like him..
You will definitely like him.
We can fix it once I like him. No need to hurry.
Did you call Two Town staff? - No.
Hey, what's all this? Why did you come here?
We are on duty. CI is coming here.
Why is CI coming here? - I'll ask him and tell you.
Him? When did he become CI?
Just this morning.
Good morning, sir.
Dear, it's our culture to greet with folded hands.
Why are you saluting him?
He is not a guest to greet him with folded hands.
Till yesterday, he was just a colleague. But now he is my boss.
Yes, I'm your boss.
Why are you dressed like a bride?
Sir, actually.. A prospective groom is coming to see me.
Oh! Is he the groom? - Disgusting. Not him.
Then who is it?
I don't know, sir.
My innocent daughter, he is the groom.
Him? Why didn't you tell me before?
If we had told you before, you wouldn't have accepted.
That's why, your mother and myself played this drama.
Do you think I'll accept it now? I will never marry him.
Archana. - Call me SI!
Did you think that I'll marry you if you become a CI?
Sorry.
You don't worry. I will talk to her.
He wants to marry you. What's all this?
I won't marry him. - Why? What is wrong with him?
He's handsome, rich and has a good job.
Above all that, he is arrogant too.
It's the arrogance that suits him.
Moreover the more arrogant a man is, the more powerful he'll be.
You don't know.
He wants to marry me to take revenge.
To achieve me and to play with me.
No, to adore you.
I like you.
I always want to see you
talk to you and spend time with you.
That's why I used to fight with you.
I never meant to hurt you.
I'm really in love with you. - You are lying.
No, I'm not.
I fell in love with you the first time I saw you.
It's my wish to make you my life partner.
I cannot tolerate, if you reject me.
What if I accept you?
'Vikranth weds Archana 14-1-1998, Wednesday,11:22 p.m.'
"My dear beautiful girl"
"please impress me."
"My dear better half"
"please make me happy."
"Should I achieve something"
"to reach you?"
"Should I sacrifice something"
"to live with you forever?"
"Just come to me with love."
"My dear beautiful girl"
"please impress me."
"Dear, your fineness"
"is provoking me to love you."
"I will disturb you every single moment"
"you think about me."
"I'm daydreaming about you by looking at you."
"I always want you to dream about me."
"Let's make this moment"
"the most happiest moment in our lives."
"My dear beautiful girl"
"please impress me."
"I'll be there with you"
"wherever you go."
"I would always wish"
"to live with you."
"I want to live with you forever."
"I want to continue this relation forever."
"Let's take over the time."
"My dear beautiful girl"
"please impress me."
"My dear better half"
"please make me happy."
"Should I achieve something"
"to reach you?"
"Should I sacrifice something"
"to live with you forever?"
"Just come to me with love."
Wait.
You look like a lame dancer. Who are you?
I'm Killer Kirlosker. - That's a nice name.
Children will get scared
if they hear my name.
Why? Are you that dangerous? - Shut up!
No one will ever
dare to touch me.
Why? Do you smell that bad? - Hey..
Don't joke around with me!
Give me the corn without saying a word.
Come on. Don't tell me you did it for this corn.
That's Killer Kirlosker's style.
What's in your pocket? - Milk bottle and wallet.
Did you consider me a child to take the milk bottle?
Give me your wallet. - Okay.
Give me that watch too.
This was gifted by my mother-in-law for 'Sankranti'.
I think you liked it. Take it.
Can I leave now?
Wait.. - Hey! Don't shout. He might wake up.
Is he a Prince? - No, he is my son.
Give me the two bangles this baby is wearing..
He is fast asleep and they are difficult to remove.
If we take them, he'll get up and start crying.
Let him cry. Nothing is going to happen if he cries. Give it.
If you really want it, give me your address. I will get it to you.
Did I ask you to pay my debts? Get lost.
What's your mother feeding you? Your hands are very fat.
Don't cry..
How dare you make my child cry? I will see your end now.
It's okay. Don't cry.
Don't cry, Son. I am back.
Hey!
Dear, are you done with shopping? - Yes, I'm done.
Take two soaps from that rack. - Okay.
Hey! Without considering that I'm a comic villain
you broke my teeth, right?
See what I'm going to do to your son. - No
No. Don't harm my son.
Is he your son? He said, he is his son.
Hey, idiot! If she's my wife, won't he be her son too?
Then I'm not going to harm your son.
I'm going to rape your wife.
She doesn't let me kiss her.
Will she let you rape her? - Is she that powerful?
Yes. Listen to me. Don't mess with her.
Hey, she is after all a girl. What will she do?
I pity you. Listen to me. Don't mess with her.
Don't be an idiot.
Though I can't fight guys, I'm strong enough to fight girls.
Oh, God!
She will not leave him.
Another teeth. - Can I use your phone?
Hey, I asked you not to mess with her. Did you listen to me?
See, you lost another tooth. - Yes.
Poor man, leave him. - I won't! Arrest him.
Please don't arrest me until Saturday.
I'll surrender myself on Sunday.
Why? Do you've an auspicious hour? - Yes.
I am getting married on Saturday.
Don't worry. I will get you married in the station.
No.. Ma'am, listen to me.
Do you want this doll? Why are you laughing?
Hey!
Did you like it? Look how he is smiling.
If he is smiling, you can take him out and pacify him.
We must pacify him only when he's crying, not while laughing.
Yes, that's the latest development.
I got it. Dear, let's go. Let's go out and play.
What are you looking at?
You are becoming more beautiful day by day. - Leave me, dear.
This is the most routine dialogue delivered by every wife.
Don't you want to go to the station?
Your life is a police station and you are a prisoner.
Your husband is an inspector. You are under arrest.
You're not able to differentiate between day and night.
Yes. After I married you
I'm hardly able to differentiate between anything.
No, please. - Don't refuse, please.
We are getting late, dear.
That's not a problem. I'm your boss at home and office, isn't it?
Sir.. SP is here.
Good morning, sir. - Good morning.
We have to produce evidence tomorrow
against minister's brother in court, right? - Yes, sir.
Is everything ready? - Archana is handling that case.
Oh, where is she? - I think she isn't here yet.
What? - She'll be here soon.
It's already 11 a.m. Has she taken permission for coming late?
No, sir! - How can she come late without permission?
I'll take action against her, sir.
What is the news today?
Do you think I am a news reporter to tell news?
What happened to you? - How dare you!
You're a subordinate. How dare you sit without wishing me! Get up!
Okay! Enough of this. Turn the fan on. It's too hot.
Shut up and get up!
What's the time now? - You have a watch on your hand, right?
I didn't ask you the time to know what time it is.
I am asking you why you are late.
Don't you know? - Don't reply like you reply to your husband.
I'm asking you as a responsible and senior officer.
Why are you so late?
Do you want me to tell you? - You must tell me.
My husband always lusts after me.
I have to wake up at 5 a.m.
By the time I finish all the household work
and get ready to go to office
he will come and hold.. - Stop it.
If you want to satiate your husband's desires, take a day off.
Not on duty hours like this.
This is your last warning. Go, get to work.
Okay, sir..
Sir, I didn't notice you.
Okay.. Carry on.
Dad. - What? - How's your daughter-in-law's mood?
Very bad!
Dear. - Yes?
I'm thirsty, get me a glass of water.
Get it yourself.
Archana! - What? - Get me a cup of tea, please.
Go and prepare it yourself.
No need, I'll have dinner!
What did you cook? - What will I cook? We already had dinner.
I gave the leftovers to the maid.
You are the best wife.
You guessed that I won't be hungry today.
What a wife! - Shut up!
Since you are kind, you didn't say anything more than this.
If it was another wife..
Do you have another wife?
No.. I meant if it was someone else's wife.
Are you angry? - No, I'm burning inside.
Then I will cool you down. - Don't touch me. - Oh!
Why were you so rude in front of the SP this morning?
You could have said something.
As if you are very sincere and I'm irresponsible.
You mean before law and justice..
Why are you sleeping on the floor?
I must respect law and justice, isn't it?
You are CI, I'm just an SI. You must always be higher than me.
No.. That's for the outside world.
Family is more important than the responsibilities.
This is the actual dialogue. - Don't say all this crap.
I don't have to be yelled at by you.
Why are you crying? What happened now?
Why will I cry?
If I resign that useless job
then people who should cry will cry.
Don't do that, my better half. - You're good at only this.
A wife's anger excites her husband!
I am not getting excited. Leave me.
But I am! So, automatically you will also get that. Come. - God!
Archana. - Sir!
Today is the final hearing of that minister's brother case.
All the evidence are perfect, right? - Yes, sir.
If not, minister will use all his power to free his brother.
No, sir. Everything is perfect.
He'll definitely get a life term. - Good. Take him.
Why did you bring him here?
Father is not home! I must go out urgently.
And he's crying. I didn't know what to do.
I have to go to the court. - Oh.
Okay, give him to me.
Don't cry, dear. SP is inside. - Okay.
Hello. Yes.
No..
W-What happened? - Someone blew up the van with a land mine.
What happened to the people in it?
Everyone is dead. No one survived!
Archana!
It's been more than two years since they died.
How long will you grieve for them?
I can't bear to see you like this.
You must become normal.
You must marry again.
Dad. - Yes, son. - I can't betray Archana by marrying again.
Will you betray us by becoming mad and sleepless?
We are not asking you to forget Archana.
We are asking you to forget the sorrow of losing her.
My daughter is dead.
I want you to be happy at least.
I'm not telling you this as a mother-in-law, but as a mother.
I'll live as Archana's husband, not as someone else's husband.
You have a father too. Don't you want to think about him?
I had a wife too, Son.
I know how life is without a wife.
Unable to forget your mother, I contemplated suicide.
But since I didn't want to make you an orphan
I am still alive.
I became a drunkard just to forget her.
You shouldn't become like me.
Our family line shouldn't perish with you.
You need a partner and this home needs a lady.
If you have any affection for your father, marry again.
Otherwise, tell me. I will kill myself.
Please don't refuse.
Sir, if not for you, remarry for us.
If you marry again, even ma'am will feel happy in heaven.
Okay. As you wish!
Ramakoti, I'm very happy now!
On this happy occasion.. - Will you drink a full bottle? - No.
I will quit drinking.
Superb, sir.
From today, you are not working with the son-in-law
but with us. Let's search for a girl.
In that case, get his photo in a good pose and show it to the girl.
He is good looking.
He's better in person. He's stunning!
That isn't enough.
He must be good enough to marry.
He must match my principles and philosophy.
You mean.. - My husband should be like Lord Rama.
Do you mean he must wield a bow and wear a crown? - Shut up!
Not in appearance, but in character.
He's not like him, he's Lord Rama himself.
Even Lord Rama might've seen Shurpanakha
but my son never disrespects women.
He must not ask for dowry.
Our CI himself is a rich man.
But my son is already.. - Is he married?
No.. This is his first marriage.
He refused many proposals. - Why? Any problem?
No, he didn't like any girl.
He was very impressed when he saw your photo. If you accept him..
Yes.
Why didn't you tell her that it's his second marriage?
If I tell her, she'll refuse it.
So, will you lie to her?
No one is willing to marry her
because of her modern views and principles.
We have got your proposal after a long time.
Okay, but if we hide the fact and get them married..
Once they're married, everything will be fine.
But cheating her into this marriage..
How is this cheating?
Does she have to bring up the first wife's children?
Does she have to share her husband with his first wife?
But she is very fast and modern.
We saw her in someone's marriage. What if she fights for it later?
If she does, it'll be my daughter who is going to lose.
When he's saying so confidently, why should we bother?
If you refuse, she'll never find someone.
Please don't refuse.
Okay. As you wish.
Don't worry about my wish! Did you tell her everything?
Everything means.. Except your marriage..
No, I've told her about our family too. - Yes..
What did she say? - She felt sorry.
She felt pity. - She wished to marry you.
If you agree..
Okay! As you wish.
We hid the fact from the girl. Why with your son too?
If not, he'll refuse to get married.
He will find out later.
Like the bride's father said
once they're married, everything will be fine.
Even he'll do the same thing.
We'll get them married and pack them off to honeymoon.
Sit here, sir.
That's it.
Happy honeymoon! - Thank you.
"Do you want to come here"
"and get to know the arrogance of youth?"
"Hey, will you let me"
"worship your beauty and youth?"
"My beauty is for you."
"It's trying to break the barriers."
"If you know that, why are you still delaying?"
"Then I won't delay it."
"Do you want to come here"
"and get to know the arrogance of youth?"
"Hey, will you let me"
"worship your beauty and youth?"
"I have been shy all my life."
"What shall I do with it?"
"There's no need to feel shy"
"when I am with you."
"Let it reside in my heart."
"Why are you bothered about it?"
"Even shyness would feel shy"
"after seeing our romance."
"I am afraid to accompany you."
"Trust me and come to me."
"Do you want to come here"
"and get to know the arrogance of youth?"
"I left all the work unfinished"
"since I fell in love with you."
"Somehow, I sent you signs of love."
"Come here if you can understand them."
"I came here only when I was completely ready."
"I'm waiting here for you to come and kiss me."
"But this feeling is really good."
"I want it to be a constant fixture in my life."
"Do you want to come here"
"and get to know the arrogance of youth?"
"Hey, will you let me"
"worship your beauty and youth?"
"My beauty is for you."
"It's trying to break the barriers."
"If you know that, why are you still delaying?"
"Then I won't delay it."
"Hey!"
How much is the bill? - Rs. 10,000.
Rs. 10,000? Then do one thing.
Keep this Rs. 1,000 and consider it as Rs 10,000.
Rs. 1,000? - Yes. - It won't be enough.
Then will it be enough if I give this building to you?
No, sir. - I'll beat you.
Sir, what is this? Look at him.
Ramakoti, why're you bargaining with him? Settle his accounts.
Father-in-law. Mother. Ramakoti.
Archana. - You.. - I didn't die.
I'm alive because of his love.
This kid.. - Your grandson.
What? Dear, come to me..
Where were you all this while? - Dear, did you forget me?
What happened to you? - I'll tell you all that later.
Where is he?
Is he inside? - No, ma'am.
Did he go to work? - He went to Ooty.
Is he on duty?
Yes. On duty.
Which hotel is he in? - Taj residency.
Let's go and talk inside. - No, Mom.
I have to see him.
I will go to Ooty.. - Why? He'll be back in two or three days.
I spent two years without him with great difficulty.
Father-in-law, I can't stay even for a moment without meeting him.
It's not that. - Archana, listen to me.
What do we do now? - I'm confused too.
Shall I feel sad for getting son-in-law married again
or feel happy for my daughter's arrival?
I'm totally confused. I can't bear this. I've to drink again.
Ramakoti, call and inform Vikranth about Archana's arrival
and not to tell her about his remarriage.
I'm Arumugam from Ernakulam. I had ordered tea long back.
It's not here yet. What's the problem?
Hey, wrong number.
You were going quiet expressive until now.
Suddenly, you're mellowed with shyness.
A woman blushes during her wedding
and bows her head with shyness on her nuptial night.
Is it?
Hello. - Send one large whisky to room number 201.
Hey, this is not room service.
Good evening, sir. May I help you?
We are busy. Don't give any phone calls till morning. Okay?
Okay, sir. I will give instructions to the operator.
Have a nice sleep. Good night, sir. Thank you.
Yes. Okay.
Hello, who's it, sir?
A person named Vikranth from Hyderabad is staying there.
Put him on the line, please.
Sorry, sir. He has instructed not to disturb him till morning.
He wouldn't have expected a call from me.
Please do it immediately. - No, sir.
We are very sorry.
It's an urgent matter.
Otherwise, families will break because of you.
Let them break. But our hotel shouldn't get bad reputation. Bye.
Hello..
Shit! How shall I stop this third World War?
What if I take a flight? Correct.
Don't feel shy tonight.
There are two more nights to go.
Lights! - Oh!
Okay? - It's still too bright. Close that curtain too.
What are you looking at? - Nothing. I'll be back soon.
Excuse me. - Yes. - Will you please tell me Mr. Vikranth's room number?
Just a minute.
Archana.
Archana, you..
Yes, it's me. Your Archana.
Our son.
Dad. - Son! Come here.
Archana.
Excuse me..
Excuse me!
Kissing in public is prohibited here.
Others might feel uncomfortable, right?
Please control yourself. Thank you. Bye.
We'll go to room. - Go.
Not there. - Why?
Someone else is there. - Who?
I'll tell you later. I'll book another room, wait.
I was eager to see you. I feared that I would never see you again.
Where were you all these days? What happened to you?
That day, when I was taking minister's brother to the court
his henchmen attacked us.
They kidnapped me and our son and blew up the van.
Why? - In anticipation of the charges being dropped
for inadequate evidence.
If any problem showed up
they wanted to escape by using me as a distraction.
So, these two years..
Our son and I were held captive by them.
When court dropped those charges recently
they freed us.
Where are they now? - They've left this country.
How are you?
Don't you know how I will be in your absence?
Thinking that you're dead..
Hello. - Dear, it's me, Jhansi. Where are you?
I am nearby.
Without staying with me on our honeymoon
you're saying that you're somewhere else.
Come quickly.
All right, I'll come.
Who is that?
I'll come back and tell you in detail.
Wait, I'll come back immediately.
Which is Vikranth's room? - He has taken two rooms.
In which room is he staying?
Sorry, sir. We don't know.
In spite of being a Telugu man, can't you tell even that?
And you are wearing a suit.
Sir!
Ramakoti, what are you doing here? - Sir, Archana is alive.
She came here just now.
Did you meet her? - Yes.
Did you tell her about your marriage?
No, I've to tell her now. - Don't tell, sir. - Why?
When she is back eagerly after two years of separation
how can you tell her that you remarried?
She won't be able to bear this shocking news.
She'll jump to death from terrace like the actress Divya Bharti did.
True, she's very sensitive. Then I'll tell Jhansi.
That is even more dangerous.
Why? She knows everything about me, right?
She doesn't know anything.
We told her that this is your first marriage and made her accept.
What? I had asked you to tell her everything before marriage.
And you said that you had told her.
If we told her, both of you wouldn't have agreed
to this marriage. So, we lied.
She's very volatile. If she finds out
she might publish your photo in the newspaper as a Casanova CI.
In that anger, she might even kill herself.
Sir, how is the lady in room number 206 related to you?
Her? She's my wife. - She's calling you.
Okay.
Sir, how's the lady in room number 306 related to you?
Her.. She is my wife too. - She's calling you.
She is calling. She is also calling.
Where should I go?
Don't go to anyone. Take another room and rest there.
You might not get mental peace but you'll be saved from getting mad.
What am I supposed to do now?
I've lost my bearings. My heart is pounding.
You are lucky. My entire body is trembling.
Sir, how many times do I have to tell you?
Your son's mother is calling you.
Okay, I'm coming now. - Sir.
Sir, the night has passed and it's morning.
Your new wife is calling you.
I surrender myself to You, Lord Ayyappa.
Where did you go, dear? It's going to break into dawn.
Yes, your desires might still be alive
but mine have died. - What do you mean?
My SP is here.
Why are you bothered about him? You're on a holiday, right?
Mine is a useless yet essential service, isn't it?
Even on a holiday, it's like I'm on duty.
Look, the call must be from him.
Hello. - Sir, I'm Ramakoti. - Greetings, sir. What is it?
Sir, why're you greeting me? I'm just your head constable.
Terrorist? Is he here? Do I have to nab him?
Why should we nab them now? I am Ramakoti.
Sir, Ms. Archana is looking for you in all corridors.
I know, sir. How can I go now and catch them?
I don't even have my AK-47 with me now.
Ak-47?
I think he has gone mad with the shock given by the two wives.
True, it's our consummation night.
We are in a good mood.
Is it good on your part to ask me to do that?
No doubt. He's surely gone mad.
Okay. I'm coming there immediately.
Where are you going again?
I have to nab a terrorist. - He's calling you.
You've got it right. I'll tell him that I'm not coming with him.
You be here and don't get upset.
Damn it!
Oh, God!
What is this, dear?
What? - I came to you eagerly after two years of separation.
You left without even spending two minutes with me.
My SP is here.
Who? Mr. Shahrukh Khan?
No, Mr. Aamir khan. Looks like an important case.
No cases for a month. Only kisses.
Then wait here. I'll apply for leave and come back.
Excuse me, sir. - What, sir?
This is a five star hotel.
We can't accept you having two women in two rooms.
Then will you give me some other room?
Sorry, we can't give you two rooms.
Do you want me to keep both of them in one room?
That's impossible.
Sir, this is a reputed hotel where families stay.
That's why, I am here with families.
Look, there are hotels that cater to people like you.
Check in there. - Is it? - Yes. - Okay.
Disgusting. Silly job.
It's better to resign the job and sell candies on the Tank Bund road.
What happened? - Are you asking me?
Though I told him it's my consummation night
he insists on nabbing the terrorist right now.
So, our consummation night got cancelled, isn't it?
Why not? There are plenty of nights.
Hey, Ramakoti! Come here. - Sir.
Pick her luggage. - All right.
You go to Hyderabad with him.
I'll nab this terrorist and come back in a few days.
I went crazy and married a policeman.
Mom, I'm hungry.
Okay, wait. I'll go and get something.
Enough.. Please leave me.
Come on, dear. - Leave me.
Hey.. - Leave me, dear.
You were calm in the room, but got excited in the lift. What's it?
You're going away, right? I couldn't control myself.
Then shall I stay back? - Oh, God! No.. Go away.
Hi! - Hello. - We're vacating our room. - Which room?
Which room? Our room.
What about 206?
Who's staying in 206?
My SP is staying there.
We're vacating that room also. - Come, ma'am. The car is ready.
Come, ma'am. - You go. - Come quickly. - Bye.
Thank God! One job is done.
What is this? Even you are packing your bags.
What? Who else is?
That's my boss, Mr. Aamir Khan.
He just packed his bags too.
We'll go home. - What? Now?
She went just now.
Who is she? - That's my boss.
You said, 'She went'. Is your boss a girl?
Oh! It's not a she, it's a he. He went just now.
I don't know what I'm blabbering in tension.
Why are you tensed?
Because you are back. - Don't you want me here?
I wanted you to come back.
It's my officer's visit that I don't like.
Okay. Let's go.
Let's stay here for two days and then go.
In the eagerness of meeting you
I didn't talk to mother and father-in-law.
If you want, we can come back after two days.
File these papers. - We are checking out from 206.
Thank you. For God's sake
please don't bring two wives to our hotel.
Okay, sure. Do you have to stress on it so much?
What is he saying? - Nothing.
He's saying that his hotel's business is going down.
He's requesting me to stay here whenever I visit this place.
You go.
I'll see you later.
No need bid goodbye. Just go away, it's enough.
Why are you so serious?
Because I'm incapable of being comical.
What happened? - We are fine. You both..
What will happen to us?
I think he was worried about our journey.
Isn't it, Dad? - Yes, dear.
Sir..
Oh, Son-in-law! Why are you back so soon?
I had to come back for some urgent work.
Then where's my daughter?
Your daughter? She has gone to the convent.
Convent? Why?
What do you mean? To study.
Who is he? - I'm his father-in-law.
Distant. A distant relative.
Distant? I'm actually your close relative.
You are my mother's brother's
uncle's brother-in-law's cousin.
How can you be a close relative? Just accept it for now.
Such a distant relative.
In that case, he can't be his maternal uncle.
He must be his paternal uncle.
No.. I'm his maternal uncle.
I think he didn't explain it properly
that's why you got it wrong. - I've never seen him here before.
In your absence, in a forceful situation
he bonded this relationship. - Yes.
You might be tired by the journey. Go and shower.
Go.
Son-in-law, what's all this? Where's my daughter?
She's in my pocket. - Come on, take it.. Shut up.
You are crying aloud for your daughter.
We've safely made her stay in a nearby hotel.
My daughter is in hotel. Who's this girl then?
Your son-in-law's first wife.
Without listening to my disapproval to this marriage
you went ahead and got me married.
At least if you had told this truth to Jhansi
we wouldn't have faced this situation now, right?
Why to open old wounds? Think about the future.
After two years of difficulties, my daughter is back.
Don't hurt her and render injustice to her.
Do you mean he can hurt my daughter and do injustice to her?
I didn't mean that, sir. - It seemed like that, ma'am.
You want justice for your daughter. Then what about my daughter? - I..
You're missing the point.
If your daughter gets justice, it'll be injustice to her daughter
and vice-versa.
If we do justice to both of them?
It'll be injustice to your son.
Oh, my God! What will happen to my daughter?
Why are you crying now?
If not me, will my neighbour cry for my daughter's sorrows?
Expecting such a situation
God made me not to consummate this marriage.
My daughter didn't have this happiness also.
Be happy. If your daughter had enjoyed that happiness
you would've been in sorrows now.
Since she's still a virgin even after marriage
you can at least try to get her remarried.
Are you playing games? Who'll marry her after her first marriage?
After coming back from a honeymoon
who'll believe if we claim her to be a virgin?
What do you want me to do?
It's wrong for a woman to have two husbands
but it isn't wrong for a man to have two wives.
So.. - Do you want to me live with both of them?
That's impossible.
I loved and lived happily with Archana.
She is my wife! - Isn't my daughter your wife?
If that Archana hadn't come back
wouldn't you have accepted my daughter?
That's different if she hadn't been back.
What do you want me to do now?
I'll live with only one woman and that's with Archana only.
You mean you'll not live with my daughter.
Nothing doing.. - Don't interfere. I'll kick you.
Sir!
Sir, what's this? Will you spoil my daughter's life?
Will you ruin my daughter's life?
Hey! Don't cry like this and make us laugh!
I'll set it right.
Son, it's dangerous if any one of them finds out.
So, for some time, manage them in different houses.
After that, reveal it slowly to them.
They'll decide what should be done.
This seems like a good idea, dear.
Okay.
Will he live with my daughter, sir? - Definitely.
First, if we've to subdue his anger and make them come closer.
He'll come to terms with her, saying she's also my wife.
That means, from today our CI has to maintain two wives.
No, they will lead him on a noose.
This is our cupid's kingdom. How's it?
It's good, but why do we need a separate flat for us?
Dear, go and look around the flat.
We're going to romance after two years, isn't it?
If we raise shrieks and shrills, old people may get tense.
No one will disturb us here.
You only get mischievous ideas.
By the way, I don't want to continue with my job.
Why?
You serve the state. I'll serve you and settle all the old dues.
Okay..
Thank God! One problem is solved.
Now I've to look after the other one.
Hi. We don't know who our mothers were.
We were locked up in the same cell for two years.
Our bond should continue all our life.
As you say.
What's your immediate agenda?
As a rowdy, I had done innumerable crimes.
Never in my life I had been to a police station.
I'll kill that lady SI and her
husband for putting me into a jail.
After that, I'll kidnap my fiancee and marry her by force.
What's your programme?
She spoiled my seventh wedding
and embarrassed me before every one.
I've to find out who that lady leader is and kill her.
Ramakoti, get it done quickly. - Put it inside.
It's getting late. - Jhansi, what's this?
Shifting. - Shifting? Why?
Why couldn't we consummate our marriage?
It was due to my SP during our honeymoon.
Here it's a problem with auspicious time.
All our problems are due to 'Vastu'.
This building doesn't have good 'Vastu'.
We'll never consummate our marriage if we stay here.
A theorist said this.
So, I've found a good flat with excellent 'Vastu'. - Flat? Where?
Keerthi Apartments in Domalguda.
That is our 'One Town' flat. - Oh, my God! There?
What did he mean?
It is close to One Town police station.
You can't find worse apartments in entire Hyderabad.
Moreover, that area isn't good.
Shut up. The neighbourhood is excellent.
Those are the best flats in this city.
Jhansi, it's a troublesome area. There are too many rowdies.
Why are you afraid of rowdies though you're a policeman?
He's not afraid of rowdies, but wives.
Wives? - Police are like husband to rowdies, isn't it?
Then rowdies are wives of police, isn't it? That's it.
You brilliantly covered it.
Covered? - Instead of saying clarified, he said, covered.
We'll shift into some other flat.
No. I like that flat very much.
I won't listen to anything.
Come on.
Hey! What's this problem?
Fights between wives in flats and will be climax in apartment.
Couldn't you cook something up and stop her?
Where did these old people go?
"Behold the abode of Lord Venkatesha."
"Behold the Lord who rests upon Sheshanaga.."
I surrender myself to You, Lord Ayyappa.
"I bow to the Lord.."
I'm going to Buddha for protection.
I bow to justice.
Why are they dressed and singing like that?
We will not survive the ordeals you're going through.
So, we're going on a pilgrimage to Kashi.
Dear, can we go? - On the pilgrimage to Kashi?
No, to our flat.
How will I manage to take Archana near Jhansi now?
We're hoping to avoid it by going away on this pilgrimage.
Make both of them watch movies on polygamy.
If they understand the situation then contact us.
We'll come back.
If not.. - Are you asking him to join you people?
Exactly.
"Let's all go to Kashi.."
"Let's bring back the holy waters of Ganga.."
How can they leave you stranded like this?
Sir, this is it.
"Please crank up my ship from the middle of the ocean."
Pray to Lord like that.
"Two in one business."
"Oh, Lord! What a burden it is."
"Romance with two women"
"is a mistake from which I can't escape."
"My husband, come to me. Leave your doubts behind."
"Please choose me. You can have anything."
"Oh, God! Which way shall I go?"
"Two in one business."
"Oh, Lord! What a burden it is."
"Romance with two women"
"is a mistake from which I can't escape."
"You're running away to the mistress"
"when I'm right here to serve you."
"Why are you upset with your husband?"
"You know about the situation, right?"
"You just got here. Why are you leaving already?"
"It's a necessity, I can't escape. She's mine too."
"Why did God have to curse us like this?"
"Hey! Don't."
"Oh, God!"
"Get away from here, you monstrous woman. - Oh, man."
"You ruining our long lasting relationship. - Damn it!"
"Leave us alone, you evil lady. - Oh, God!"
"Enough with your troubles. - Oh, damn."
"Lord Shiva has two wives just like I do."
"You're right. We have to compromise with the situation."
"That's the way to live happily, dear."
"That's the reason our relationship will definitely thrive."
"Thank God! I have enough room for both of you in my heart."
"One, two.. Two in one business."
"It's a happy relationship."
"Romance with two women"
"is a mistake from which I can't escape."
"Dear, husband! Come to us. - Okay!"
"Play with us. - Sure.."
"Take whatever we give you. Own our beauty."
"How amazing our relationship is!"
Get all the stuff up to our flat.
Come on.
Hello.. Is this where you live?
Are you well? - Do you have a reason to believe otherwise?
Because of you, he's still a bachelor.
Jhansi, who is this? Is he our relative?
Oh, no! He's a swine.
He lied that his wife was dead and remarried many times.
They say, 'You can lie a hundred lies for the sake of a marriage'.
Maybe he misunderstood it
and married many times using one lie.
That's why, I helped to put him in the jail for two years.
That news was on a lot of papers and on all the TV channels.
Not on all the TV channels. Just on ETV.
Did you hear that? Apparently, they showed it on ETV.
Are you still creating troubles?
He's not that trouble seeking anymore. Just messing around.
Sir, that's enough information. - Come on. - Now shut up.
Sir? - Yes?
You're marrying over and over again, aren't you? - Yes.
Can you give me details about how you're managing them?
Why do we need to know that?
He is like us. He may be useful to us.
That's enough, come on.
You go ahead. I'll bring the stuff up.
Sir, watch yourself and be careful. - Okay.
Dear, why aren't you coming in?
I'm coming. Which floor is it?
Third floor. - Third floor?
Yes, why? - Nothing. It's just that it's too far high up.
That's all right. Come on, dear.
I surrender myself to You, Lord Ayyappa.
Come on..
Why did you jump like that?
Since it's a new flat, I wanted to try something new.
Come on.
How is it? - Damn. It's god-awful.
Let's look for other flats. - Your choice is really bad.
Why don't you like it when it's got such a great view?
I liked it very much.
Plus it has great 'Vastu' too. - It's not that.
Just get our things inside without saying another word.
Fine.
Dad!
I'm so dead.
Is your dad here? - Yes.
You go inside. I'll be right back.
Why are you standing out here?
What's with all these furniture? We already have it all.
Why did you bring them again?
Dear, why aren't you bringing the stuff inside?
Who is she? - Who is she?
Why aren't you saying anything? Who is she? - Who are you?
I'm his wife. - What? How can you be my husband's wife?
Your husband? If you're blind, wear glasses.
He's my husband.
If you call him your husband, I'll break your teeth.
How dare you threaten me for calling him my husband!
I will kill you. He's my husband.
No, he's my husband.
He's my husband. - He's my husband. - No, mine!
How can my husband be your husband? - Excuse me?
Move over, please.. - Show me proof..
Looks like I can gain from this. - ...to say that he's your husband.
Show me the proof. - Look at this.
He even tied this nuptial chain around my neck.
Maybe you tied it yourself. I was the one he tied it to.
If you want more proof, you can see the kid he had with me.
Dear, is she telling the truth?
If you talk badly about me, I'll kill you.
Why are you being so quiet when she's going off like that?
He's not saying anything because he's not your husband.
She is my wife.
Is she your wife? Then who am I? - Who are you?
Don't you know who I am?
If I knew, why would I ask? - You really don't know who I am?
'Why did she storm off like that? I hope she doesn't kill herself.'
If you don't know who I am, how did you live with me till now?
How did you have a kid with me? And how are you in these photos?
What is this injustice?
Did you marry her, have a child with her and then marry me?
Are you out of your mind? Why would I remarry?
If you didn't, then how would you explain those photos?
I'm not the one in those photos.
What? Are you not the one in these photos?
Definitely not. That person is not me.
Look for yourself. I wear glasses and your husband doesn't.
Your husband has ear piercings, but I don't.
Maybe you put on the glasses and removed the studs.
Don't you dare intervene in this!
I'm wearing glasses since birth and don't have ear piercings.
When did you start lying and cheating so much?
What will I get by deceiving you? Maybe your husband looks like me.
You mean doppelganger?
Maybe. - Then aren't you my husband?
It would be unfair to your husband if I agreed that I'm your husband.
This is all unfair to me, not to her husband.
Come on.
Who is she? She's creating problems as soon as we entered.
That's why I didn't like this place.
Now everybody knows who you are. Everything will be fine now.
Okay. I'll go take a bath. I need to cool off.
Ramakoti. - Sir, what happened?
Give me that briefcase. - Here it is.
What is it? Is he your husband?
Yes, sir. - But he disagreed with you.
I didn't understand that either. - Excuse me.
What is it, Archana? Is there a meeting going on?
Not a meeting. Just a shooting and there was an accident.
What is it? - Dear.
There's a couple who came newly to the flat opposite ours.
The husband looks exactly like you.
What are you looking at? He's not your husband, he's mine.
Greetings. - You look exactly like him, except for the glasses.
Yes. It's a dual role like your husband said.
I didn't know the truth, so, I scolded you. I am sorry.
That's all right. I would have done the same thing.
Call your husband out here. Let's introduce them.
Okay.
You don't go. I'll go and surprise him.
Okay.
You look exactly like me.
Really, it's a wonder.
You're right. We could fool people into believing that we're twins.
You're right. Looking at you is like looking into a mirror.
We look like brothers in the films with twin brothers.
So, what do you do for a living?
I'm a CI at Domalguda Police Station.
And what do you do for a living?
That's surprising. Because I'm a police officer, too.
Even I am working as a circle inspector.
Not just the looks, their jobs match too.
Looking at the two of them..
I'm feeling like I'm watching the film 'Hello Brother'.
It was very nice meeting you. Let's be friends.
Okay, sure.
Archana, he looks exactly like me.
Isn't it thrilling? - Yes, very much.
It's very thrilling.
I'm sorry for the things that I said earlier.
Forget about that. We're friends from now.
Thank you. - Come, let's leave.
We'll see you later. - Okay, bye.
Hello, public. Why are you still standing here?
It's over. You can go now.
You're not twins. Then how are you alike?
Yes, I'm surprised too.
Maybe your dad and his mother.. - God, no.
My dad's not like that.
Or maybe his dad and your mom.. - Look, now!
Stop putting logic into it and make me some breakfast.
I'm hungry. - Give me two minutes.
No worries. Take your time and do your best.
I'll take a bath in the meantime.
Hey, go and study.
Dear? Where is he?
I am coming.
You'd just showered before talking to him.
Why did you go in there again?
I forgot to turn the tap off. So, I went back in.
It's time for work. You take care of all of this. Bye.
Come back soon in the evening. - Okay.
Is the breakfast ready?
Yes, it's piping hot. Your son wants to go to the zoo.
Do you want to go to the zoo? - Yes.
I'll come at 2 p.m. Be ready. I'm leaving to the station now.
You're going back already? You just got back.
I have two shifts from today. There's too much work.
Hello? - Hello, it's me.
Hello, Archana? - Archana? Who's Archana?
I wasn't talking to you.
I was talking to the people here.
Why are you calling me now? - I'm so bored at home.
I wanted to spend time with Archana
but they are going to the zoo.
Yes, she is. - How do you know?
Her husband told me. - Can we go too?
Not today, we'll go tomorrow. I have another appointment today.
She's more important to you than I am.
She? Who is she?
Your job. You always work hard for your job.
But you never make time for me. - But..
Stop giving me excuses. Are you coming or not?
How can I refuse if you ask me with so much love? I'll come.
Okay, do one thing. I'll wait for you at the zoo at 3 p.m.
You come directly from work to the zoo.
Okay. - What's the problem, sir?
I'm dying between these two. - So, it means
that even if you're a Two Town CI, you can't have two wives.
Stop preaching and give me an idea. They both want to go to the zoo.
Who would you take? - Stop joking, sir.
How can I take your wife? - Hey!
I'm not asking you take one of them.
I'm asking what you'd have done in this situation.
I'd have gone there alone and sacrificed myself to the lion.
Are you asking me to die? - Not this time. Do one thing.
Since your first wife is soft, take your second wife.
Then call the first one and tell her that I'm busy.
I'll go take care of the second one. - Okay, sir.
Where are you going? - T-To the zoo.
Then we can leave in the auto rickshaw.
But why did you come here? - Sir, she's not answering.
Greetings, ma'am. - Greetings. - You're..
What's he talking about? - It's office related.
I-I asked you to stay at home. Why did you come here?
The zoo is closer from here.
It'd take too long for you to come home and then to go from there.
You're so smart. Our country should follow your time sense.
Come, let's go.
Greetings. - Greetings. - You're at zoo as well!
Yes. My husband said that he'll come. - D-Did he?
I don't think he can come. He said, he was busy earlier.
Why wouldn't he come if he said he will? - You keep quiet.
He won't deny me.
He'll definitely come. - Then let's wait. We can go together.
She might wait for her husband. How can we?
You can go. We'll come.
Okay. - Let's go. Bye.
Hello, Cousin. - Hi. How are you?
How am I?
You left me and married someone else.
Without a lover, I'm enduring a single's life.
But how are you?
I'm very happy. - Okay. At least you're happy.
That's enough for me. Where's your husband?
I'm waiting for him. - Hello, darling.
Why are you coming from this way?
Why does it matter? I'm here now.
Jhansi, is he your husband?
Yes. Dear, he's my cousin.
Hello. - How could you marry someone who's already married?
What are you talking about? - Yes, he's married.
His first wife is an SI.
Why are you laughing?
He misunderstood it. He's confusing me with our neighbour.
Your neighbour? Who is he?
Our neighbour's husband.
Who is she? - Our neighbour's wife.
Hey, stop confusing me. - He's telling the truth.
There's someone who looks exactly like him. He's our neighbour.
Oh, no. He has another wife.
Thank God. You're not saying Jhansi has another husband.
If you want, you can go in. They just went in.
Hey.. He can see him later. He's busy. Let's meet later, bye.
This all looks like a scam. I'll see what it is.
This is a hippopotamus.
Does it drink Horlicks every day? - No, why?
Then why is it so huge?
You naughty kid. Dear, did you listen to that?
Where is he?
"Let's head home."
"What's the hurry?"
"I get excited when I look at you."
"If you keep this up, I can't deny."
"Let's head home."
"What's the hurry?"
"You look like a heroine from the side."
"You make me go crazy when you look like a diva."
"How can you think about someone else while looking at me?"
"How'd you feel if I said the same thing about you?"
"I'm sorry. Now let it go."
"Praise me that nobody looks as good as I do."
"Nobody can compete with your beauty or attitude."
"Let's head home."
"What's the hurry?"
"Trust me, it'll be good."
"We have our marriage license to prove that we can do anything."
"I'm not scared of that. But look at them."
"How would the single people feel looking at us like that?"
"You can't see anyone if you just close your eyes."
"I think you were a cat in your past life."
"It's so much fun to do this in front of everyone."
"Let's head home."
"What's the hurry?"
"I get so excited looking at you."
"If you keep this up, I can't deny to you."
"Yes.."
"Yes.. Okay.."
I'm telling you they're both different. - No way.
You're saying the same thing again.
Please just listen to me once. They're both the same person.
They both look.. - Alike, right?
Yes.
How will we look different if we're both alike?
No, you're not two people, but one.
No, man. He has ear piercings
and her husband has glasses.
Will Mahatma Gandhi become Rajiv Gandhi, if he removed his watch?
Hey, stop talking nonsense. I'll hit you.
You can say anything to me. But I know you're lying.
You are too much.
One more tooth. - It's me, Jhansi.
What is it?
It was our consummation night yesterday.
You left without saying anything.
Do you know how upset I was?
I didn't run out of there naked. Why are you worried that I left?
Stop joking. I couldn't sleep all night.
Even if I was there, you couldn't have slept, right?
All the decoration was for nothing.
Even flowers withered waiting for you.
Where are you now?
I'm at office..
Why are you lying when you're at home?
I skipped the night duty last night and came here.
If they know I'm home, I'm doomed.
Who's on the line?
SP of One Town.
Tell me, sir. - Why are you addressing me as sir?
You're my home minister. Can't I respect you?
Okay. Can we consummate our marriage at least tonight?
I'll try. - You'll try?
We have to make sure about the right time for it, don't we?
The time is right even today. The priests said it.
But..
What is that about auspicious times?
It's for the consummation of our marriage.
What? You still haven't consummated your marriage?
He didn't let it happen. - Who?
My husband. He's just like that.
He wants to wait for the right time.
Is that it or does he have an affair?
No. He's not like that.
He's Lord Rama himself.
That's how men look on the outside.
Why are you interfering in her personal matters?
She's here for something. See to that. - Okay.
Iron box at home is not working. - Oh. - Can you lend me yours?
I'll be right back with it.
Hello..
Be at the court tomorrow at 9 a.m. without fail.
I'll be there. Don't forget.
Hello? - Okay?
All lines are busy. Please try after one day.
I'll talk to him. - Sir? - Yes, ma'am?
What's wrong with this? - With what?
I'm trying for local calls, it's asking me to try after a day.
Who's saying that? - The telephone operator.
Those people are like that.
It's just how these people are talking nowadays.
Take it. - Thank you.
Okay. - Goodbye.
Thank you. - Bye. - Bye. - Okay.
Poor girl. I didn't want to upset her.
I'm sure that her husband has an affair.
Do you really think so? - Definitely.
His face says it all.
But his face is same as mine.
Oh, no. There's a huge difference between you and that idiot.
Don't call your husband an idiot.
God will blind you. - Why would I lose my eyes?
I was talking about her husband.
A husband is a husband no matter whose.
What are you saying? - Nothing. Go, get me tea.
Why tea now? Have your lunch.
I've made your favourite, brinjal curry. - Okay, bring it.
Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
Why is her husband going into her flat?
That's their interesting story.
What story are you talking about?
Don't you know? - No. - He has two wives.
Can we consummate today at least?
My SP asked me to hold it for a week.
Who is he to make that decision?
He knows about auspicious times. So, he told me.
I'm getting suspicious about you.
Dear, if there's a problem, go to a doctor.
Oh, God! I'm perfectly all right.
Don't fret like that. I'll grant your wish in a week.
I'm just worried about the good times. - Okay.
Come on. I made brinjal curry, your favourite.
Come and eat. - Did you make brinjal as well?
Why are you asking that? Who else cooked it?
My boss brought lunch, since it was his wedding day.
He brought brinjal. That's why, I said so.
Did you eat already?
I ate a little because I didn't want to upset him.
Then why are you sitting again? - I don't want to upset you.
You keep upsetting me all the time. Get up!
Please understand, Jhansi.
Hello? - It's me, Archana. Where are you?
I'm close by. Why?
Kirlosker and Murari are watching us through the windows constantly.
I'm scared. Please come home immediately.
Okay, I'm coming. - Where are you going now?
I have to do something at the office. I'll be right back.
Oh, God! - I'm dead!
Oh, man. - Oh, no. - You?
What are you doing here?
We were just checking out the colour of your door.
Oh, okay.
These idiots are right here. What do I do now?
'The bowler.. We thought it's..'
Didn't you go to work? - I'm trying to evade.
Okay, come on. Let's watch the cricket match.
Really? I'll go and change.
Oh, God!
Hey, look at him.
There's no doubt now. They're both same.
He's shifting from there to here. - Come, let's tell her.
Thank God, you're here.
Why're they hanging outside our and Jhansi's door?
It's just bad timing. - Whose timing? - To them.
How did you get in when the doors are locked?
If I had used the front door, they would have escaped.
So, I used the pipes to crawl up here.
Hey, Cousin. Come in.
Why is he with you?
We want to tell you something. - What is it?
Like a social worker, you preached to me that a husband
should have only one wife and that women should be respected.
You ruined my life by sending me to the jail.
But what's your husband doing now? - What is he doing?
He has two wives side by side.
He's living with them by not telling each other about them.
If you say wrong things about him, I'll break your teeth.
We swear on Birla Temple, please listen to us.
Your husband isn't just yours. He's your neighbour's husband too.
He went into that house right in front of us.
He's playing double games. - Yes, he is.
How can you say he's there when he's at home right now?
Is he home right now? Why don't you call him?
Dear? - Dear?
Come out for a second. - Come out for a second.
What is it, Jhansi?
Dear, listen to them.
They're lying that you have two wives
and that you went to the house next door.
Just because my wife didn't become your wife
and sent you to jail, you have grudges on her.
So, you're ruining our relationship. I'll kill you.
No.. - Listen to me..
What are you going to say? If you can, save a relationship.
Don't ruin a relationship. Get lost..
Sir, what is this?
Something is wrong.
Let's go look there. - Come on.
What? - We want to tell you a true story.
What is that?
Do you know who that Jhansi is? - Yes, I know.
Who is she? - She's our neighbour.
That's where you are wrong. She's not your neighbour.
She's your husband's affair.
So, it means that she's the other woman.
You can go there and see for yourself.
He's supposed to be with you, but he's with her.
Where is he? - There! - There!
Sir, are we right or are we blind?
You were just over there.. - Where?
We're made for each other. Don't mess with us.
Oh, God!
We're like Sita and Rama. You can't do anything to us.
Don't ever try anything with us.
Everything will get serious for you.
Get lost.. - Get lost!
If you believe their words.. - Why will I believe them?
Don't I know about you?
Even if they're speaking the truth, I won't believe them.
You're the best wife, my wife. Follow these words forever.
Dear..
Dear?
Dear.. Oh, you're here.
Did you think I was with our neighbour?
No. Why would I think that? What are you doing here?
I'm watching the city in nature.
Okay, wait. I'll bring the chairs. We can talk out here.
Okay.
So, what do we do now?
If they come to know the truth
Archana will kill him and go to jail.
And then I'll marry Jhansi.
Are you daydreaming? - No.
My childhood dreams. You have to bring out his truth!
Follow me.
Mom!
Oh, God! Get up, dear. Come here.
Oh, no. Did you injure your head?
Are you out of your mind?
We don't want to hurt the kid. We're trying to get rid of his dad.
Don't I know that? You idiot.
This incident will lead us to our goal.
Tell me what your plan is.
I can't ruin the suspense now. Come on.
Greetings - Greetings.
Who are you? - Tribal chief. - Tribal man.
We'll predict your future.
We'll tell you about your life's sorrows and joys.
I don't have faith in horoscopes. Leave.
Don't be angry, Ms. Jhansi.
How do you know my name?
Our tribe's God speaks to us.
Your father's name is Shivaram. - Your husband's a police officer.
You're not happy in your marriage.
Yes, all that's true. Come in.
Show me your hand.
Oh, Lord! Show me the future!
Lord of Bhadrachalam.. - Show it to us!
Your future is really good.
But your fate took you to a path of sorrow.
Please explain it to me.
Your husband has a good heart.
But during your consummation.. - He runs away.
Yes, you're right. He runs away.
Please give me some advice. - Sure.
Keep this idol with you and keep your husband with you
for three days. On the fourth day, your husband will be yours.
Within a month, you'll be pregnant.
Our Lord's word is that your husband shouldn't leave you.
If he left you during those four days, he'll die.
I'll safeguard him with my life.
But how will he use the bathroom?
He can be gone only for half an hour.
If he's gone for more than that time
then your husband will die.
No. I won't let that happen. I'll stay with him for three days.
Very good. - That's good.
Hello? - It's me, Archana.
Our son fell down and hurt his head.
Is it too serious? - He got four stitches.
I just got him back from the hospital. Please come home.
Okay. I'm coming.
Ramakoti, I'm going home.
If there's an emergency, call me. - Okay, sir.
Dear, are you all right?
Thank God. - Jhansi? - Now I'm happy.
Why are you here? I have to attend something important.
You can't go anywhere. Just come home with me.
Why? - Your life is in danger. You can't go anywhere.
Who said that? - Tribal chiefs.
They are morons. They're just trying to extort you.
No. They didn't take any money from me.
If you stay with me for three days, you'll be fine.
And we can even consummate our marriage.
You can't take that seriously. - Even I didn't trust it at first.
But they knew so many things about us.
Listen to me.. - I haven't asked anything of you.
I won't ask for anything else. Please, just this once, trust me.
Come on.
Our plan worked perfectly.
She won't let him go for three days.
If we're right about him then he can't go to Archana.
Dad!
Mom, dad's here. - He's not your dad, dear.
He's my husband. - I'm so sorry.
That's okay. - How's the kid?
He's feverish because of his wound.
How did you know he was hurt?
She'd called her husband and he told me about it.
He said he was coming, but he's not here yet. Where is he?
He went to the IG. He said, he might run late.
If you want anything, please call me. - Okay.
Come on.
Don't worry, dear. It'll be all right.
Is it you? Come in.
How's the child, ma'am?
He's running a high fever. He wants his dad.
I called the office, but they said that he left yesterday.
I'm worried about where he is.
Please be strong. I'll go and bring him.
Thanks, sir.
Why are you so worried about her son as if he's your own?
He's just a kid. I'll go and get him.
How will you go out? It's too dangerous for you.
What if something happens to the kid?
What if something happens to you?
I'll be fine. I'll just go and get him.
No. Please, don't go.
Aren't you sorry for the kid?
I do feel sorry, but what can we do?
We can do something. - What?
Remove your glasses and go to the kid like you are his dad.
He'll think that his dad's back.
He'll be out of sorrow and lose his fever.
Thank you, Jhansi. Thank you very much.
Why are you so moved?
You stood in the place of a mother and thought up a solution.
So, I'm feeling like a father.
Now hurry up and go to him.
Okay, I'll change and leave. - Listen.
You should be back in half an hour or you'll be in problem. - Okay.
Archana..
Dear, where were you? - How's our son?
Dad. - What is this, dear? What happened?
I fell down and injured myself.
Not bad. He's behaving exactly like a father would.
He can act in movies.
When you didn't come, I was so worried.
I'm here now.
Oh, God! He's overacting.
You can't leave until our son is all right.
Okay. I'm not going anywhere. I'll be right here.
Oh, my God!
I can't live without you even for a day.
You silly woman, do you think I can live without you?
'Oh, God! He's taking this too far. What if he doesn't stop?'
"You're the one that asked me for it."
"But when I'm ready for it, you're scared now."
"It's true that I was rushing it."
"But to enjoy it, I still need to get used to it."
"I'll take care of you."
"If you're going to make it good for me"
"then I'll ask for it once more."
"You're the one that asked me for it."
"But when I'm ready for it, you're scared now."
"I was patient till now."
"You couldn't see my agony."
"How can we explain our situation to anybody?"
We'll have to take care of our problem ourselves."
"Then it's all your responsibility."
"That's enough."
"We have everything, what do we need now?"
"Then let's go."
"You're the one that asked me for it."
"But when I'm ready for it, you're scared now."
"I wanted to jump high!"
"I'm a man that can tolerate anything."
"Being a girl, how can I be so bold?"
"There's no difference between a man and a woman."
"Really?"
"Shall I come? - Yes.."
"Did I ever say no?"
"But you shouldn't scare me."
"I promise, I won't."
"You're the one that asked me for it."
"But when I'm ready for it, you're scared now."
"It's true that I was rushing it."
"But to enjoy it, I still need to get used to it."
"I'll take care of you."
"If you're going to make it good for me"
"then I'll ask for it once more."
Oh, is it you? What is it?
I just wanted to see if your husband was here.
Yes, he just came.
I am glad. Bye - Bye.
Come home!
Archana, the home minister has arrived. I'll be right back.
Are you leaving again? - Dad, please don't leave.
I'll be back before you know it.
Okay, come back soon.
He crossed the line back there. Damn it.
Thank God, you interrupted us. Or else..
Would you have started a relationship with her?
God, no. Don't you know about me?
Stop acting!
I asked you to act like the kid's dad, not like her husband.
I just wanted the kid to believe that I was his dad.
Why? Did he want to see you hug and kiss her to believe in you?
She is a kid's mother, but you didn't even hesitate with her.
You portrayed a man's thinking.
If we had consummated our marriage
you wouldn't have been tempted like this. - No..
Don't touch me. Go wash yourself with Dettol and then come to me.
Okay.
I shouldn't have trusted him in the first place. Damn it!
It's been 48 hours. But Archana's husband isn't here
and Jhansi's husband hasn't left.
He's definitely two timing them.
I told you, didn't I? They're both the same person.
We just have 24 hours to go.
If he arrives, then it's fine.
But if he doesn't, let's out him and ruin their relationships.
You, stupid villains. You've devised such a big plan!
I'll take you to task.
Hello? - Sir, it's me, Ramakoti.
Hello, sir.
Oh, man. Why are you addressing me as sir? I'm your constable, sir.
Should I repeat it a million times, sir?
I got it, sir. Is your second wife around?
Yes, sir. Tell me what it is about.
Kirlosker and Murari have planned to explode your life into pieces.
Explode? Please explain, sir.
My God! I'll be right there.
What is it, dear? What happened?
Two terrorists have rigged our police station with explosives.
I need to go.
You should run away from explosions.
Why are you going towards it? - I need to disarm it.
Or else, it's too dangerous. - If you go, you'd be in danger.
Don't I have half an hour grace time? - Dear?
I'll be fine. I'll be back soon. - Please don't go.
Dear? - I'll be fine. - Please listen to me.
I'll come back and listen - Please don't go. - Listen to me.
It's too dangerous there. - Please don't go. Dear!
What happened, Jhansi? Where's your husband going?
Some terrorists rigged the police station with bombs.
But wouldn't he be in danger if he left home?
How did you know that he's in danger?
You said there were bombs.
It's dangerous if they explode, right? - Yes.
Even I'm scared about that.
If you don't go to Ms. Archana's house, everything will be over.
Then do one thing. - What is it, sir?
I'll go to Archana. You go to Jhansi pretending to be me.
What are you saying, sir?
How can I be your doppelganger? - Yes.
What's your post and what's my position?
What's your height and what's mine?
Your style is different and I have a paunch.
Your personality is so much different than mine.
I can't do it. I'm not going. - You won't go like this.
We'll change your shape. - No, please. It's too risky.
I'm here to take care.
You'll be here all the time.
I'll be a comedian in trouble.
Just shut up and come on.
Don't be scared. You should scare your husband, not get scared.
Husband? What are you talking about?
It's your husband in there.
What happened to him?
He wanted to save the police officers.
He took the explosives and ran.. - Oh, God!
...but they exploded in his hand.
Why didn't you listen to me?
Stay away..
You can't hug him now. His body is in too much pain.
The doctors have advised minimal physical contact.
I knew you were in danger, but you didn't listen.
Look at what happened now!
Since your love for him is true, he survived.
Come, let's take him inside.
Come. - Careful.
Slowly. Carefully, sir.
Come, dear.
Sir, he's not the same person. They are two people.
Are you sure?
Can't you see what is in front of you?
They're two people with each a wife and we're two people.
Oh, God.. - Careful.
Oh, man.. - Lay down, slowly, sir.
Go and get a fan. - Okay.
Hey, Ramakoti? - Sir?
Don't get up for four days.
Then what about food, sir? - I'll give it to you when I visit.
Don't worry, sir. Don't worry.
Take care of him. - Thank you, sir.
Dear? - How's the kid?
He was asking for you. - Come here, dear.
Dad..
You can't go out until our son is fine.
Okay. I've given my work to someone else.
I don't have to manage Two Town for a while.
Jerk!
He survived an explosion. - He's lionhearted.
I have to marry Jhansi somehow.
Give me an idea, sir.
If he were strong, he'd have hit us back.
But he's already 90 percent gone due to the bomb explosion.
If we took care of the remaining 10 percent
he'll be finally dead. Then you can marry Jhansi.
Then let's go. Let's kidnap him and kill him.
Dear?
You didn't listen to me.
Look at how you're suffering.
Get up. - I won't be able to lie back down.
I will help you.
Get up. Drink some of this juice.
I've already had it six times. I can't drink anymore.
Don't say that. You haven't eaten anything.
You'll get tired. Come on.
I'll feed you. - No, ma'am..
Ma'am?
Did I say that? Maybe I did.
I don't know what I'm saying because of the bomb.
Even your speech is different.
That's because of the bomb too.
My face exploded and I bit my tongue. - Oh, God.
If something happened to you, what would I do?
He'll take care of you.
Who is he?
I'm talking about God.
Okay. Take this.
Why are you shivering like that?
How can I not shiver in a situation like this?
I'm not a patient guy.
Please stay away from me. Sorry, ma'am.
Oh, God! Sorry.. - Damn.
Why are you apologising for this? I'll go change, you wait.
Don't..
Don't. - What's wrong?
Don't change in front of me. I can't take it.
Why? Are you shy?
No, I am scared.
Why are you scared? Am I not beautiful?
That's why I'm scared. Oh, God!
Why are you scared? I'm not a stranger, right? - Wait.
If you keep this up, I'll have to betray my boss.
Your boss? Who's that?
I'm talking about the doctor. He doesn't want me to hurt myself.
Please change somewhere else.
Or else, I'll get emotional.
Is that your fear? Okay. - Thanks.
Thank God. I'm safe for now.
If I knew this was the case
I wouldn't have come here.
If this continues like this
I'll definitely do something regretful.
I'll do something.. Oh, God! What's this?
Oh, God.. - Why are you shouting like a kid?
Be strong. You'll be fine soon. - Oh, God. Who are you?
They are masked.
Hey, who are you? - Oh, God! Damn..
What is this atrocity? - They're taking me.
Oh! - Oh, God!
Please leave me. - Hey, leave him alone..
Where are you taking him? Who are you? - I'm done for.
Hey..
Leave him alone. Dear?
Save him! Please help me.
Help me. - What's that sound?
Help! - It sounds like Jhansi.
Oh, God!
Is that moron attempting something on Jhansi?
Help me..
Help.
What is it, Jhansi? What happened?
They kidnapped my husband and took him away.
Who? - I don't know. Please help him.
Oh, man!
I wanted to marry Jhansi since I was young.
But you're suddenly in the picture as her husband.
Sir?
Why is he laughing when I'm hitting him so seriously?
Maybe that's how he cries.
Hit him some more.
Hit me.. - Okay.
Oh, Wow! Here and there.
Hit me..
Guys, come and hit him, too.
Hit me. Wow!
It feels so good. Hit me. So good. - Wait. Stop.
Now I know why he's not crying. - Why?
He's covered in thick bandage. How will he get hurt? - Is that so?
That's it. - Hey, remove his bandage and hit him.
Please don't remove the bandages. - Why? Are you naked?
I am not even wearing underpants. - That's all right.
We are men too. Remove it.
Don't, please don't. Don't remove it.
Oh, God! They're removing the bandages.
Cousin, what's this?
Save me, sir. Please, save me.
Hey, Cousin. Dear!
Leave me. Damn!
Please don't remove them. Oh, God! Please, don't.
What are you doing? Where is he taking me?
Hey, why are you doing this? - Wait.
Leave me. - Stop shouting. - You..
Oh, God!
Damn..
Sir? Oh, God! - Shut up and stay quiet.
Sir.. Oh, man.
Oh, man. - Hit him.
Oh, God!
Oh, no.
Sir, save me. - Stop.
He's removing everything. - Just cooperate with me. Wait..
He's gone again. - Sir! - Hey!
Stop. - Sir! Save me.
Save me, sir.
There's just a little bit stuck to you.
Stop.
Oh, God!
Stop choking me, I'll die. - Will you die?
Save me, sir. Come quickly..
Damn.
It's you! Why are you here in this disguise?
Why did you cheat me?
Sorry. He's not the one who cheated you, it's him.
Where is my husband?
How could you ask who Jesus is after reading the whole Bible?
All these days, you thought you each have a husband.
But you both married and shared the same husband.
And that is him.
Sir, what is she to you?
She is my wife.
What about her? - She's my wife too.
Did you hear that, ladies?
Our job here is done.
Now the game starts.
He'll toss a coin and then decide
who he'll choose among the two of them.
Let's watch it unfold. Come on.
Why did you cheat me? - Why did you betray me?
I didn't cheat or betray anyone.
Poor guy. He's just the victim of fate's cruel plans.
Tell me. Why did you marry me when you were already married?
Wasn't I enough for you?
Listen to me without getting worked up, please.
Everybody forced me to remarry thinking you were dead.
Why didn't you tell me about it?
Did you think I wouldn't have married you if I knew?
I didn't know that you didn't know the truth before we got married.
You should've said something then. Why didn't you?
If I did.. - Did you think I would leave you?
You didn't want to miss a chance to use me. - Don't talk rubbish.
I thought of telling you later.. - Then I wouldn't have a choice
and you could have both of us. Is that it?
No. Archana, please try to understand me..
You thought I was dead and married her.
So, you don't have any place for me in your heart.
You don't love me. - Why are you saying that, Archana?
Yes. If you'd loved me, you wouldn't have remarried.
You wouldn't remarry! - Listen to me.
Don't touch me.
You lost me the day you married her.
You lost your Archana on that day itself.
You can stay with her. You can be her husband.
I don't want a promiscuous man.
I want a husband with chastity.
Out! All out!
You ruined a good man's life.
Hey!
I'll act as a hero in my next film and will seek revenge.
Beware!
Hey, Archana. What have you done? - Don't say anything.
You don't have any say in this. - I'm your mother.
What kind of a mother marries her son-in-law to another woman?
You brought that other woman! How can you be a mother?
If you are my mother then why did you force him to remarry?
He was dying because you were dead. So, I got him married to her.
Is that wrong? - Definitely!
Am I blind or handicapped? What's wrong with me?
Why should I marry a man who's already married?
Will you live without a husband your whole life?
How can you live without a man's support?
Why can't I live without a husband?
Why does a woman need a man?
Doesn't a man need a woman?
If I remarry, would he tolerate it?
Shut up! There's no comparison between a man and a woman.
Is a man above a woman? Did he fall from the sky?
We eat the same food.
The same blood runs in both our bodies.
Please, listen. A wife who left her husband will be treated badly.
Won't a husband who left his wife get the same treatment?
He doesn't want to leave you. He wants you.
He doesn't want a wife, but a woman.
So, will you leave him?
Should I kill my self-respect and live with him?
Three knots in our nuptial chain, seven steps in the wedding ritual
and four walls around us. Should we be prisoners of that?
Should I call him a husband who shares his life with another woman?
Am I a wife, an affair or a prostitute?
Which title should I give myself to be with him?
A man that has another woman in his life isn't my husband.
What does that mean? - I'll leave him. I'll divorce him.
What is that? - They're lawyer notices.
Lawyer notices? Who sent them?
Your daughters-in-law. - Why?
They both want divorce.
Why are you worried?
They should be worried for going to the courts shamelessly.
They should cry for losing a husband like you.
When they have ego and pride being women
how should you behave being a man?
If they don't want you then you don't want them too.
I listened to you all these days, now you listen to me.
Women who left their husbands, won't get husbands.
But a man who left his wife will find thousands to marry again.
You can marry again.
People will lose respect for us. - They're the ones that deserve it.
They want to see you suffer without them.
You can teach them a lesson by marrying again.
So, should I remarry for the sake of retaliation?
Or will you cry over them for the rest of your life?
I'm going through hell for making a mistake once.
I'll never repeat that mistake again in my life. - Okay, do this.
Learn a new habit.
Take this. Start drinking like I do.
Forget your sorrows and responsibilities.
Instead of losing your respect as a wifeless man, be a proud drunkard.
I'll be a happy father then. Take it.
Hey, Archana.
Jhansi. Come out!
Come out!
Ladies and gentlemen, look at them.
This is my first wife.
This is my second wife.
What are you looking at?
Are you scared that I'm drunk? I didn't drink. You made me.
You brought the situation to the breaking point.
And you made me drink.
Do you want to divorce me?
Is it a marriage or a game?
You want to play as long as you can and then drop it when it's tough.
What did I ever do to you?
When you came back
I cancelled my consummation night with her and came running to you.
Would any other man do something like that? Ask them.
Ask them. It's a challenge.
I lost my mind thinking that you were dead.
I lost my sleep because I saw you in my dreams.
I stopped eating because I missed you.
I wanted to die and come to you.
My dad couldn't forget my mom and became a drunkard.
He didn't want me to become like him.
He knew what it's like to be without a wife.
He forced me to remarry.
I didn't want to die and hurt him. So, I married her.
I didn't marry her because I liked her.
Is that a mistake? Is that a sin?
What are you looking at, you South Indian wife?
What about you?
Are you mad because you got a second-hand husband?
Did I ever drink before?
Did I ever touch you?
Have I tried to use you or have fun with you?
I saved your chastity even after marriage.
If I was a criminal, if I was a womaniser
I would've used you long back.
But why didn't I do that? Why didn't I cross my principles?
Because my wife Archana, is still alive inside me.
You're worried that I lied to you.
Do you know why I didn't tell you the truth?
Your dad said that no one wanted to marry you and you didn't want
someone who's married already. This is what your dad said to mine.
So, they lied to me and got me married to you.
Why shouldn't I lie to you when your own dad did?
When she came back, they told me they had lied to you.
I couldn't tell you that my dead wife was back
because I was scared for you.
What about you, my Indian wife?
Lord Rama demanded Lady Sita to enter fires to prove herself
when she came back after nine months.
Listening to rumours, he sent his pregnant wife
to the forests.
Your favourite God.
Even when you went away for 25 months with no clue
did I ever question your chastity? No!
Did I doubt you? No. Why?
Because wife means love. A wife means trust.
Wife means faith.
Who is great? Lord Rama or your husband?
Tell me..
You made Him God and prayed to Him.
But you called me a stone and threw me aside.
I loved you more than my mother.
But you never valued me more than your kid.
I didn't know how to make it all right.
I was scared about what would happen if you find out the truth.
I took your sorrows and shouldered them myself.
After everything, do you still want to divorce me?
Come here.
Come on.
If you both left me, did you think I'd beg?
Never!
If you don't want me
why do you still have the nuptial chains that I gave you?
Did you think you could live as my ex-wives with it?
No. I won't give you that chance.
I won't let you get away with it. You'll live without nuptial chains
and you'll live as widows.
I won't give you divorce, but will make you into widows.
I will make you both suffer. Bye!
Wait.
Why? Won't you even let me die?
You should live. You should live a 100 years.
It's not that I don't love you.
It's not that I don't know you.
I didn't want to come between you and Jhansi.
That was the reason I disrespected and doubted you.
That's why, I left you and wished for a divorce.
I became your wife and became a mother to your child.
At least for a while, I lived peacefully with you.
But Jhansi never got a chance to live with you as a wife.
Please make her your wife.
No, ma'am. If you did that, you won't just be losing a husband
but you'll be taking a father away from his kid.
He wanted to marry you.
He loves you.
I don't have any place in his heart, but you do.
Even if you made him live with me, I might own his body
but never his heart.
That place is always yours.
You care about each other and want the best for the other person.
But don't ruin your life in the meantime.
You can live like sisters to each other and make him happy.
Forgive me. My wife is Archana, never Jhansi.
Yes, Dad. He'll always be like Lord Rama.
The Lord Rama only has eyes for Sita.
And that Sita is Archana.
What about your life?
I will remarry.
Don't think about me. Please be happy with each other.
From now on, she is your wife.